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Chuckie Ár Lá

Chuckie’s Day Out Chuckie ár Lá is a spin off from the very popular series ‘Rugrats’. The show focuses on Chuckie Finster, the scaredy-cat of the original Rugrats group, who has now become an IRA Freedom Fighter. The series is… Continue reading →

Wayne’s World Wide Weather Weport

The World of Waining Wooney Is a World That Awaits You Waining Wooney from Liverpuddle plays in puddles professionally for both England and Mans-chest-hair United; a team that is in fact united with a man that ironically enough has a… Continue reading →

Jay the Legendary Xenaphobe

In a time of old school rappers, bitches, and pimps, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. He/she was Jay Xena: a former man tranny transformed in the appropriate temperature of a doctor’s surgery. The power, the post-op,… Continue reading →

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Religon Isn’t a Science but a Comedy of Errors

Papal in the Middle Has a Little Fiddle and a Flick of the Wrist with a Scientolotwist The RC Church is having a Russell rebrand with a Scientolotwist. It’s a new Francis franchise with Pope Francis! With his plucky Vati-can… Continue reading →

Vagina on a Budget-Ticks All the Right Boxes (NSFW)

Vagina On A Budget-Just the Tip Febreezed up Thursdays, fanny on a Monday, we have fanny bonanza specials on a Monday! Fanny on tick, cock on strop. Ya know what I mean? Your auntie’s flanty, shrivelled up fanny, flantyin’ round… Continue reading →

The Chuckie Ár Lá T-Shirt

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Ghost of Christmas Tree Past Stalks Irish Public

Delicate Essence I looked under the tree, and what did I see? An unreal deal staring back at me. The presence of presents, the learning of lessons, And having a wank in the delicatessen.

Let Them Ate Gateaux Cake for Feck Sake

In the Gateaux…and His Mama Cries Gotta get a Gateaux Cake in the ghetto. Sure we all know Elvis died eating Gateaux Cake on the toilet while caked in his own shit. The King dies on the throne. Sure every… Continue reading →

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