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Bus Errin’ On the Side of Caution

Insolvency abuse kills Bus Éireann are making cuts and turning their backs on their routes. One such route to suffer these savage cutbacks is the Expressway, the route where you get to express how you feel (it’s like an a… Continue reading →

The Adventures of Chuckie Ár Lá Episode 2

The British empire has Chuckie feeling a bit down in the dumps. What he needs is a provisional licence to drive the Brits out of Ireland. But he knows well that a problem shared is a problem halved, and that… Continue reading →

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Watch The Adventures of Chuckie Ár Lá

Join Chuckie, the two year old Provo, on his quest to forge a United Ireland! In this episode, Chuckie hopes to rope his Blankie boys in to getting the Brits out. Please note that the voice of Chuckie Ár Lá… Continue reading →

Don’t Just Do It, Keep At It

They say he who has begun is half done, and sure half done is nearly finished. What use is ‘just do it’ when  starting is the hardest part? Saying ‘just do it’ to someone is a bit ignorant. How about… Continue reading →

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Ghost of Christmas Tree Past Stalks Irish Public

Delicate Essence I looked under the tree, and what did I see? An unreal deal staring back at me. The presence of presents, the learning of lessons, And having a wank in the delicatessen.

Let Them Ate Gateaux Cake for Feck Sake

In the Gateaux…and His Mama Cries Gotta get a Gateaux Cake in the ghetto. Sure we all know Elvis died eating Gateaux Cake on the toilet while caked in his own shit. The King dies on the throne. Sure every… Continue reading →

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