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Watch The Adams Family Provo Promo

We’re Gerry Adamant about Family values this Bloody Wednesday Adams the 12th of July, so we’re releasing the provo-promo of Gerry’s new play. It’s a comedy-tragedy-horror written directed and starring the man himself. Gerry Adams plays each of the roles… Continue reading →

Watch Hey Man Panda in “I Seen A Ghost One Time”

What happens when an impressionable young Panda goes along with a friend that’s up to no good? Welcome to a remarkable modern day morality tale about corruption and redemption, and a harrowing story of an encounter with the spiritual realm… Continue reading →

The Adventures of Chuckie Ár Lá Episode 2

The British empire has Chuckie feeling a bit down in the dumps. What he needs is a provisional licence to drive the Brits out of Ireland. But he knows well that a problem shared is a problem halved, and that… Continue reading →

Watch The Adventures of Chuckie Ár Lá

Join Chuckie, the two year old Provo, on his quest to forge a United Ireland! In this episode, Chuckie hopes to rope his Blankie boys in to getting the Brits out. Please note that the voice of Chuckie Ár Lá… Continue reading →

It’s Always Sunny in Springfield – ‘Unky Frank’

In the second season of ‘The Simpsons’, Danny DeVito plays an estranged rich family member that turns everyone’s lives upside down. In the second season of ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’, Danny DeVito plays an estranged rich family member that… Continue reading →

Ghost of Christmas Tree Past Stalks Irish Public

Delicate Essence I looked under the tree, and what did I see? An unreal deal staring back at me. The presence of presents, the learning of lessons, And having a wank in the delicatessen.

Let Them Ate Gateaux Cake for Feck Sake

In the Gateaux…and His Mama Cries Gotta get a Gateaux Cake in the ghetto. Sure we all know Elvis died eating Gateaux Cake on the toilet while caked in his own shit. The King dies on the throne. Sure every… Continue reading →

Clit Bang

I’ve Got a Sinking Feeling Barry Scott Wants to Clean Your Shit Pipe Barry Scott, the father figure of cleaning. Father in the priestly sense. He spent a lot of time in the in-seminary and the e-rectory. Cleansing our souls… Continue reading →

A Cautionary Bear’s Tale

Pandemic Do you need to pay more heed instead of your needless heedlessness? Do you need stop copping off and start copping on? Should you be Bus Éireann on the side of caution? Then you need the Take Care Bear…. Continue reading →

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