Fanny on Tick

Vagina On A Budget-Just the Tip

Febreezed up Thursdays, fanny on a Monday, we have fanny bonanza specials on a Monday! Fanny on tick, cock on strop. Ya know what I mean? Your auntie’s flanty, shrivelled up fanny, flantyin’ round the gaff like you’re a mad fuckin’ horny bastard? The big dry spell, smell of a dry spell going around.

Fanny on tick. Fanny on the never ever, boxed off slate, box that off there with a bit of cock on strop.

Trancing around like Billy Elliots with their little.. their little.. their little fuckin’…

Sugar? What the fuck, you’re like a horse on a salt lick there.

Fanny on the sideways tick.