Ben There, Dunne That

Dones Tours is a national institution and this year it turns 71. Sure you can’t blame an OAP for being racist-they’re from a different time, they’re stuck in their ways, sure they still refuse to sell Protestant soup.

Ah St. Bernard, the patron saint of the weekly shop. How culturally relevant. You’d wanna keep that dog on a Kenny Dalglish. But what about My Family Favourites?

Just watch the video-that’s the shopping list of a lonely old alcoholic. 20 bottles to numb the pain, toilet roll for the tears and Capri Sun for some kind of sunshine in their life.

Roll over Beethoven. The St. Bernard was euthanized. It’s a symphony of simplicity.