I’ve Got a Sinking Feeling Barry Scott Wants to Clean Your Shit Pipe

Barry Scott, the father figure of cleaning. Father in the priestly sense. He spent a lot of time in the in-seminary and the e-rectory. Cleansing our souls and our holes. Hallowed be thy drains.

If cleanliness is close to godliness then we may well be witnessing the second coming.

Barry Scott out muscled Mr Muscle by killing the other 0.1 % of Germs. He out flashed Flash by exposing himself at the bus station numerous times but hey Barry man, this doesn’t make you well travelled.

His cathedral is a bathroom, a blocked sink his altar, a manky toilet his tabernacle.

Bang, and dirt is gone. But for how long?