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The Keep At It T-Shirt

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Clit Bang

I’ve Got a Sinking Feeling Barry Scott Wants to Clean Your Shit Pipe Barry Scott, the father figure of cleaning. Father in the priestly sense. He spent a lot of time in the in-seminary and the e-rectory. Cleansing our souls… Continue Reading →

John Candy Takes Uppers and Goes Buck Wild at Bill Gates’ House!!!

Buck up, Buckle Down Cop yourself on man, you know? Man, ya need ta get Microsoft word man, sort this shit out, process your words man, fuck that man. Get a thesaurus man, spell check your shit man, Microsoft Word… Continue Reading →

A Cautionary Bear’s Tale

Pandemic Do you need to pay more heed instead of your needless heedlessness? Do you need stop copping off and start copping on? Should you be Bus Éireann on the side of caution? Then you need the Take Care Bear…. Continue Reading →

The Adams Family T-Shirt

The Adams Family T-Shirt by Ass Halt View Store Buy Now

Love Me 2 Times for the Price of 1, Stuns Doors

Ben There, Dunne That Dones Tours is a national institution and this year it turns 71. Sure you can’t blame an OAP for being racist-they’re from a different time, they’re stuck in their ways, sure they still refuse to sell… Continue Reading →

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